History of Bullshit

The history of bullshit all began during the 18th Century in Spain . A bull name Tauren was captured by a coal miner named Moldie . Tauren likes to eat grass and the colour of his poo was brownish green , Moldie was amazed that the colour of Tauren's poo is a bit greenish .

One day , Moldie went to a grocery store and bought all the greens available in the store such as Spinach , parsley , lettuce and etc . Once he reach home , he cooked all the green for his lunch and dinner . The next day , he is suprise that his poo is also greenish in colour . So , being proud of finding a way to turn his poo colour from brown to green , he tell his neighbour that consuming green / foods with chlorophyll can turn your poo colour . All of the neighbour did not believe him . So , Moldie tried to shit in a pale and then show it to everyone else , all the neighbour said it was Tauren's shit and they call Moldie a liar .

Moldie was angry being call a liar after his hardwork finding a way to turn the colour of his poo . So he plan to create a new shit and show it to everyone for once again . Since this time he will shit infront of public , he decide to make it huge and as interesting as possible because this will be his first and the last time .

The next day , Moldie went to the grocery stall and bought chili , lettuce , orange , banana and grapes . He mix all those stuff together for his breakfast . Just right after his breakfast , he ran out to his house and shout to all his neighbours that he will proof to them that his shit will have rainbow colour . When all his neighbours gather up , he gave a speech about how he found the way , it all started when he saw his bull , Tauren's poo . Right after the speech , he turn around , strip his pants and start making his rainbow poo .

...2 minutes later ... he complete making a poo with red(chilli) , orange , yellow(banana) , green ( lettuce) and purple (grapes) . He said it proudly after he wipe his ass .. "LOOK! BELIEVE IT OR NOT?!Rainbow colour poo" . One of the kid stand up and said , this is not rainbow colour , there is no BLUE colour! , and then all of the villagers "booo"ed Moldie and said his cheap experiment "bullshit" is a lie , non sense and a waste of time . Since then , whenever people talk about non sense stuff , they will remember of Moldie and said "BULL-SHIT" .